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Six of the tales are posted here. No matter what time
of day or manner of circumstance, one of these stories will always set the mouth
to smiling. Read them with an eye out for picturesque speech, and a belly full
of jolly good joy.
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The
First Three Authors Tale
Elissaia leapt from her bed and rushed
to the window. A horrible pounding on the wall had awakened her, and she couldn't
imagine what was causing it. As far as she knew, Elliszarvia wasn't at war with
anyone, and nothing big enough to pound on a tower lived around the castle.
She tossed open the heavy wooden shutters and looked out side.
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The
Second Three Authors Tale
Aca watched closely as the large caravan
of slugs made their way out of the hills. There were many slugs filling its
vast ranks. Large slugs, small slugs and every size in between slowly slimed
their way into Eliszarvia. Aca could make out a large humanoid within their
ranks and he knew it must be the same large humanoid that had eaten his twin
sister. Finally he would be able to thank it. He and his twin did not get along.
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The
Three Authors Space Odessy
Captain Johann "Spin" Jonson
revved up his XG7500M26 Really Fast Car and sped down the dusty road. An old
tune, possibly dating back from as far as 1975 blared on the radio.
"OOH OOH OOH", Spin sang as he drove, whipping around a particularly
sharp turn that would have sent the ordinary driver flying off into the canyon.
But not Spin. Spin was special.
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The
Three Authors Stage Drama
Opening scene: Willy & Ned in the sparring
room, Willy is getting thrown by Ned, then cries and goes over to the corner
and eats a candy bar. Ned looks at Willy and walks off to the opposite corner.
Ned: (thinking): Gee this Willy kid is real waste. I sure would like to get
rid of this sorry little looser and get someone in here I can really teach.
The
Three Authors Western
Dodge City, South Dakota was frequently
mistaken for its counterpart in Nevada. This sad fact had moved the citizens
of Dodge City, South Dakota to change the name of the city. In fact, they had
changed the name of the city three times, but no one had bothered to change
the sign that sat out behind Doc Dunn's General Store and Dentist Office, so
every time someone came into town, all of a sudden they were Dodge City again.
The Tale of Cheyenne Red Eagle Stern
The Clearwater Saloon was unusually quiet
for a Saturday night. Perhaps it was the rain that kept people away, or maybe
most of the ranch hands were on the trail. The regulars were there, of course;
Jeb Bartlett sat on his usual stool, complaining to Mikey about how his left
knee hurt. Annie was serving drinks, her part-time job for slow days like this
one. Two-Fingers Jack was playing the piano. A simple tune, it filtered through
the bar, driving away some of the loneliness that seemed to pervade the place.
With the exception of Jack and Jeb, the only other people in the bar were five
strangers. They were tough-looking men, and each had probably seen many a fight
in their day. One of them had a scar running from his left eye to his chin.
Misuse of these stories will result in your mockery
and the disdain of your friends. And you will get bad breath.
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